Wednesday, August 09, 2006

no need to stress..

this weekend, weather permitting, we are going to this secluded white sand beach on a cute little lake next to southwick beach. its called 'lakeview'. the coolest part about this beach is that you can't just drive up in your earth destroyer and drag out your cooler, you have to boat over to the beach, as you can imagine this cuts down on the riff raff and makes for an adventure within an adventure..

apparently this is causing LK a great bit of stress, i can hear her back cramping up and her bowels shifting from here. so i have put together this extremely precise drawing to quell those nerves.



as you can see, we have 7 people and 3 vessels. unfortunately not everyone is going to be able to paddle. lk and hek being the guests are going to have to take a ride. as you can also see by the diagram, the trip is less than a quarter of a mile in total. that is such a short distance that even the paddlers won't get tired.

so see LK, no need to stress...